So I came to a realization tonight that I’d be a damn good office protocol advisor or teacher.  See, there’s this person I know who has real problems with co-workers not being professional around the office.  Things like not using proper capitalization in emails and IMs, to walking around the office with no shoes on, to chatting right outside people’s offices right after you gave them a task to do.

Now I can definitely see how this could be annoying, so while I’m unemployed (which hopefully will end soon), I figured I could whore myself out to this person’s company as an independent office protocol trainer.  I’d go to the partners and develop a list of 10 issues that everyone could work on, and I’d develop a game plan that gave them all things to do that would get them in the right direction in no time.

The only problem with this is the moral issue that I know someone who works there and I’d be trying to pass myself off as someone completely separated from them when in actuality, I know a lot of them personally, and it wouldn’t work.  I don’t know these new people that are making all these office faux pas, but still…

By the way…what is up with that vaginal ring contraceptive??  How uncomfortable must that be for women?

Game Day in a little over 12 hours.  Ingredients for chili…bought and stocked.  Beer…in the fridge cooling.  Bring on the Hogs.

Oh, album review.3 should be coming soon…three words…Kings of Convenience.